Welcome to Hello Disfunction.

This is episode 346.

I'm Patifria and I have my friend Jose back.

Thank you for having you again.

I'm so glad to have you back.

We're going to have a little fun. A lot of fun. A lot of fun. We're having a little drink. It's nice outside. Yeah,

I've had a good day. Got some stuff done, handled some business earlier, clean my house. You work

today, huh? Girl, I did. Yeah, for a while. I was fighting for my life.

I had a wild night last night, so I'm wearing sunglasses inside. And you look fabulous.

Because it's giving raccoon eyes under this. Okay. It's all right. I'm going to wake you up.

Your work nights be wild. You don't plan ahead for the next day. I feel like.

No. I plan for the night though. For the night. Yeah. Who's going to clap me tonight?

That's what I plan for. I mean, I love it. I live vicariously through your story. So I always

look forward to your post, your close friends. You make me want to step it up. I feel like a boring old lady compared to what you be on. I hope I never become a boring old lady because I'm. I just, I'm tired. You know what I'm saying? I still got it in me. See me, I'll choose dick over sleep. But that's not going. Like, I'm not joking. I'm so serious.

I only slept two hours.

Like, I had somebody come over and then, actually, he had me go over to his hotel. So I live right by. Last night? Yeah, I live right by a hotel. So it's like literally a two-minute walking distance. So it's like, cool, like fast-acquipment. Don't even have to park or nothing. No, just walk out my door and I'm right there And then I'm like okay, well I still want to go again

So somebody else came over after it and I'm like fuck

Because you weren't done

I wasn't done

Why? Nothing. No. Just walk out my door and I'm right there. And then I'm like, okay, well, I still want to go again. So somebody else came over after it. I'm like, because you weren't done. I wasn't done. I wasn't done, but then I wanted to go again. You were like, I'm already on a roll. So were these booze you already knew? Oh, no. These are strangers. It's always strange. What are we doing? Where are we pulling them from?

The internet? Here, there and there. Just wherever. You know, a grinder, sniffies. Sniffies. Have you heard of Sniffies? Never. Sniffies is wild. So Sniffies is like a gay app and you, it depends on what your role is like a top or a bottom or verse. Like you either post your butthole or your penis. So if minute this is brilliant I want to show you I'll show you later I'll send you a screenshot so you need to see is it

only for men it's only for men yeah and sometimes there's trans on there but it's

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