S2 Ep344: Slight Flare ft Kris Staxx
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Hello Dysfunction
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🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 91 minutes
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Welcome Kris Staxx! Our kids are our biggest haters, the private school experience, square up and Juice Week pt 2. Hit a parlay, waiting in lines for shoes, dating as an older adult and lock up false accusers.
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| 0:00.0 | Okay guys welcome to episode 344 I'm potafria this is hello dysfunction |
| 0:08.2 | today I have stacks Chris what do you want to go by whichever both Chris that's |
| 0:14.0 | Chris whatever Chris Chris Stacks call me Chris is come old now you feel me but everybody |
| 0:18.2 | calls me stacks but okay Chris it's all, it's all good. This is my rich nephew. He's really rich. I tease him all the time. Yeah, I'm happy to finally have you in here. Yeah, this is tight. It's really nice. I appreciate you having me. Thank you. I've been wanting to get some guys in here to get some male perspective because we haven't |
| 0:39.7 | had any in a long time. |
| 0:41.3 | And yeah, I'm glad you were able to make it. |
| 0:43.1 | Me too. |
| 0:43.7 | It's all good. |
| 0:45.3 | I'm unc. |
| 0:46.4 | I've been unc for years and years. |
| 0:48.5 | And now I'm irritated because the kids have made it an insult. |
| 0:52.0 | But like I'm still unc, you know. |
| 0:53.6 | Fax. |
| 0:53.9 | Unc is like you're old, hella old. |
| 0:57.0 | Yeah, like shut up, unc, like get your, get your uncle. No, but you're un-you-old because you can't be T-T-T because T-T is a cracket. No. You feel me. Right. So I don't ever want to be T-T-T. I'm Tia or I'm unk |
| 1:08.6 | Among the boys, I'm definitely |
| 1:10.7 | Unk |
| 1:11.1 | For sure, for sure 100%. |
| 1:12.9 | Do you feel like you're an Unk now? I'm Tia or I'm unk Among the boys, I'm definitely unk |
| 1:11.1 | For sure, for sure 100%. |
| 1:12.9 | Do you feel like you're an unk now? Man, that's how my kids be getting at me. That's how Seb get at me. My daughter, I'm unk and yeah, I feel like, I feel like, no, I'm not unk though. I'm not unct to everybody else. I don't think you are. I don't think I am either in that way. |
| 1:26.2 | Like, I think we're still fly. |
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