S2 Ep34: Harry Kane's Jaw and Richard Gere as a Gerbiller

Dubland

HeadStuff Podcasts

News, Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 569 Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Suzanne makes the case for a percentage of Harry Kane's fortune by way of close family relations. PJ shoots it down using irrefutable biology. Maiden names get the once over as do myths of rock and roll lechery. There's more biology then, of the unmistakably female kind, including a trip to Benidorm. PJ is a week into his holidays and he's bored stiff. He finds himself doing bizarre things in his shed. He has returned to Instagram and Suzanne instantly informs him that she thought his dogs were dead and he was "soft around the edges". PJ can't be bothered with the mortgage thing anymore, he's going to build a log cabin. Having said that, he panics when trying to get a skip so we'll see what happens. Suzanne, who can handle things, has some craic with ovens and Dysons. There's Jim Corr, Jedward, the Irish Government's Golfgate. There's loads here, as usual, just listen to it. Go buy a t-shirt and enjoy Dubland. This episode is sponsored by The UX Design Institute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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