S2 Ep339: Rub Maps ft Alyssa
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 February 2026
⏱️ 121 minutes
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Welcome Alyssa! We love good maintenance, are women the gross ones, men will do anything and a provider does not want your man. Don't discuss too much on the phone, creative new services, huge dad nightmares and a story of survival.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Hello Disfunction, episode 339. |
| 0:09.8 | I'm Potafria. |
| 0:11.4 | I'm Alyssa. |
| 0:12.9 | I have my friend Alyssa here today with us. |
| 0:16.9 | I will explain to you guys how I know her. |
| 0:20.6 | We've known each other for 10 years now this year. |
| 0:23.6 | I was 19. |
| 0:25.0 | You were a baby, a little baby nugget. |
| 0:28.7 | If you guys remember back then, I was starting my credit repair journey. |
| 0:34.3 | And I had did all this research and hyper fixated and learned basically what secured credit |
| 0:42.7 | cards get reported to the bureaus as real credit cards to boost your score. So I went out to a |
| 0:52.1 | neighboring city to a bank and this is who helped me. |
| 0:57.6 | And it just kicked off ever since. |
| 0:59.3 | Yeah, sign me up and it was great. |
| 1:03.3 | We kept in touch and here we are. |
| 1:06.4 | Look at us now. |
| 1:07.5 | You're a mom. |
| 1:08.9 | I am a grown lady. |
| 1:10.7 | I'm a new mommy. Yes. I'm a grown up now. I feel like a grown up now. You're a mom. You're a grown lady. I'm a new mommy. Yes. I'm a grown up now. I feel like a |
| 1:14.2 | grown up now. You are a real girl. Once I hit 25, that was a grown up. Like it just how old were you |
| 1:19.4 | when I met you? 19. You were a baby. What the hell? You've grown through a lot of things that I've |
| 1:24.6 | done said. Yes. Yes. I've seen me. |
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