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S2 EP33: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 4: “Spuds are the only thing that get me off at night”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Sports, Comedy, Football

4.7791 Ratings

🗓️ 7 December 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Season 2 Ep 33: WORLD CUP SPECIAL 4: “Spuds are the only thing that get me off at night”On the podcast this week Matt Forde & Jon Richardson discuss the things the Guardian football podcast is too scared to including: Who has the smelliest farts in the England team?, what animal would you put on a fiver? and we pitch our new Channel 5 show: ‘Footballing Fatmen.’Elsewhere there’s a cracking ‘Onana What’s My Name?’ AND Jon reveals why Lucy got booed at a charity event this week. Support the podcast by subscribing at Anotherslice.com/cpfpl for extra content. Details for the live show are coming soon and tickets will be offered to Another Slice subscribers first.  Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@cpfpl.com or tweet us @Comediansfpl. Follow the podcast on Twitter (@comediansfpl),  Instagram (ComediansplayingFPL) and Facebook (@comediansfpl)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!Join our FPL Fan League here: fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/4r6j9k… League Code: 4r6j9kAND Listeners can get 20% off everything on Kirkstall Brewary’s online shop with the code CPFPL20. Visit the website - kirkstallbrewery.com and click on Shop.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:34.8

Hello, once again, Merry Christmas and once again welcome to the comedians playing fantasy Premier League podcast with me, Matt Ford.

0:42.2

And me, John Richardson, this is the fourth of our World Cup specials.

0:46.4

Yes, it is indeed in the World Cup, really shaping up at the quarterfinal stage.

0:50.5

Now, we all know what the vast majority of people on the planet were doing Sunday night.

0:56.1

John, did you watch any of the game? Not one second. Not one morsel. Did I swallow?

1:05.8

No, we'd been away. We had to drive back. We got home late as a result of my daughter.

1:11.4

Do you know what saved me from any real conflict?

1:14.5

It's the fact that the games are at 7, not 8.

1:17.7

And at 8 o'clock, I might be inclined to think,

1:19.8

if I get my daughter to bed, I can get her down by 8 and then watch the game.

1:23.3

At 7, I think, right, if I run the bath bath for seven and she goes to bed a bit late,

1:31.7

that that eats up any conflict because I'll just be doing that.

1:36.1

Oh, so you're letting her have later nights so that the temptation is reduced.

1:37.0

Exactly.

1:39.0

She's a kind of nicotine patch against football.

1:45.3

It should be bath at half past six, in bed by half past seven for story time, asleep by eight at the very latest, usually a bit earlier than that, obviously on a school night, but during the World Cup,

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