S2 EP3: “You’re the Bottom End of Clever and the Top End of Thick”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 10 August 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Season 2 Ep 3: “You’re the Bottom End of Clever and the Top End of Thick”This week Jon Richardson grills Matt Forde on the worst corner ever taken in the Premier League, Nottingham Forest’s first defeat and the role that Fordey played in Jesse Lingard’s dismal start.We hear from the ghost of Brian Clough and Churchill and we introduce some new features: ‘Fordey’s Stat Pack’, ‘Jon Richardson’s Fact’ and we introduce a 'Panic-o-meter' for Nottingham Forest's season.Elsewhere we hear why Jon was alone carrying a bear at a miniature railway and why he threw an ice cream into the grass.Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@cpfpl.com or tweet us @Comediansfpl.Follow the podcast on Twitter (@comediansfpl), Instagram (ComediansplayingFPL) and Facebook (@comediansfpl)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW - it makes the world of difference. Join our FPL Fan League here: fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/4r6j9k… League Code: 4r6j9kTo get money of Roosters Brewery beers - Head to www.roosters.co.uk and enter code CPFPL20 at checkout to get 20% off everything (*excludes gift vouchers and events) until the end of September, with free shipping on orders over £50. A ‘Cluck & Collect’ service is also available too! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.7	We're going to do your usual start. Hello and welcome to the comedians playing fantasy Premier League podcast with me, Matt Ford.
0:43.1	Oh, and me, John Richardson, this is the podcast.
0:45.8	We talk a little bit about FPL.
0:47.5	We're mainly here this week to celebrate the stunning start to the league that was enacted by League United this weekend and rubbed Matthews
0:56.8	face into the capitulation of Nottingham Forest.
0:59.8	It's an early shout that I think we're going to call this episode a tailor to Jesse's
1:03.9	Martian Lingard.
1:05.3	Yeah?
1:05.6	Well, go on then.
1:06.3	Have your fun.
1:07.3	Well, let's talk about the curse. Let's talk about episode one. Episode one, season two of the
1:17.2	CPFEL podcast. I asked you to nominate one player as your red-hot tip. You nominated a certain
1:24.3	Jesse Lingard. I think he's on, remind me of the stats,
1:28.4	four million pound a minute.
1:30.6	Something is in that ballpark, in it?
1:32.3	Just have your fun and just say it.
1:35.4	If you're going to punch me in the face, do it.
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