S2 Ep3: Wash the Bloody Fork

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2021

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tim and the gang are joined by his arguably more famous mother, Nelda, as they discuss selling family heirlooms and create a step-by-step guide to fix modern worship music. Jordan Peterson tells you why Communism failed and why you need to wash the bloody fork! Luke uses pop-quiz videos to bolster his ego and Tim evokes the spirit of Elvis in the king's famous final moments on the can. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:40.9	Hello!
0:41.9	Or in Russian they say,
0:43.9	«Priviet»
0:44.9	Did you know I took a couple semesters in Russian?
0:46.9	And I don't remember a whole lot of it.
0:51.9	But it's beautiful language.
0:53.9	So, «Priviet» is a law.
0:55.9	I can say «Horse»
0:57.9	I can say «Horse»
0:58.9	«Los shit»
0:59.9	Yeah, that's a fun one.
1:01.9	And I remember this phrase,
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