S2 Ep3: F**k the Kids, Halloween's Not About Them

Dubland

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News, Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 569 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It’s Halloween and Suzanne and PJ have strong opinions about the matter. PJ is a big fan (in stark contrast to his feelings on Christmas). They chat about ‘Hocus Pocus’, which PJ shockingly hasn’t seen, Salem (“Disneyland for witches”), mad Scottish witch trials and plenty of Irish legends. PJ makes it clear that Halloween is not for kids, and trick or treaters to his house this year won’t be happy. There's an update on some well-known pigeons, and PJ’s dogs, and Suzanne tries to help PJ with his mortgage woes. Finally, there’s a thorough investigation into the mindset behind men who send dick pics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen, you're in for a treat
0:06.3	because you're listening to the Dublin podcast
0:09.1	with Suzanne and PJ
0:11.8	Dubyard, Dublin podcast, WR Airhouse.
0:17.0	Oh, hello Dublin people.
0:19.5	Thanks for joining us again and all. It's nearly Halloween. I'm so over Halloween. Oh, shut up. How could you be over Halloween? This is literally my favourite day the whole year next to my birthday because obviously my birthday is all about me so I prefer that more than anything. But... Have I ever asked you as your birthday actually day you were born or do you know what day you were born?
0:38.7	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:40.8	That's an unusual question. Although I can't... No, because you're adopted. Yeah. But I know people who are adopted that don't know the day that they were born, but they're... Ah, no, they do know the day they were born. No, they didn't. Like, guys, then they didn't get that from the orphanage that they came from.
0:54.6	I know, you don't get a bird out.
0:55.6	Are they allowed to call them orphanages?
0:56.1	Do you introduce this anymore?
0:57.3	What?
0:57.8	Are they allowed to call... Like as in they didn't, like, they didn't get that from the orphanage that they came from.
0:54.6	Are you like to call them orphanage and integerses anymore?
0:57.3	Huh?
0:57.8	Are they allowed to call it orphan and a jesus anymore? Why are they called mother and baby homes? No, they're not called that anymore. You see, there's no, there is no such thing in Ireland anymore. But what, like, what, so they were adopted. the place that they were adopted from
1:09.0	they, that was like
1:10.7	that was their date but it was never
1:12.4	it was never like on a birth suit so they
1:14.6	you get the and baby homes back then. The place that they were adopted from, they, that was like that was their date.
1:11.7	But it was never,
1:12.5	it was never like on a birth suit.
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