S2 EP29: “I’ve Got a Video Of You On That Bus Pretending to Drive it”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Sports, Comedy, Football

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2022

⏱️ 39 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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After losing to the Guardian football podcast in the FSA awards this week we ask what they have that we don’t. The boys delve into Antonio Conte’s footballer sex tips and how it helps his teams win games, old Jon meets Gary Duck to discuss the World Cup and Matt’s cheese tongue from the last episode. Matt Google’s another city and reveals why him and Jon had to 'shhhhh' some children in New York and there’s an important update from Lucy Beaumont about last week’s ‘romantic’ holiday story with Jon. Support the podcast by subscribing at Anotherslice.com/cpfpl for extra content. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@cpfpl.com or tweet us @Comediansfpl. Follow the podcast on Twitter (@comediansfpl), Instagram (ComediansplayingFPL) and Facebook (@comediansfpl)Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW!Join our FPL Fan League here: fantasy.premierleague.com/leagues/auto-join/4r6j9k… League Code: 4r6j9kAND Listeners can get 20% off everything on Kirkstall Brewary’s online shop with the code CPFPL20. Visit the website - kirkstallbrewery.com and click on Shop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.7	Hello and welcome to the comedians playing Fantasy Premier League podcast with me, John Richardson.
0:40.4	And me, Matt Ford.
0:41.7	Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt.
0:46.4	A quick shout out to everyone who voted for us in the FSA Awards, which at time of recording was last night.
0:54.1	Perhaps a different kind of shout outout for all the people who, A, didn't vote for us,
0:59.4	and B, voted for the Guardian Football Weekly podcast, which was victorious in our category.
1:04.3	So is there anything you'd like to say to all the people who didn't vote for us in the FSA awards?
1:09.1	You've got to get out and vote next time.
1:11.2	We won't be nominated again, Guy. That was our chance.
1:14.1	We'll get nominated again. We will live to fight another day.
1:17.1	But this is what happens if you don't vote.
1:18.9	You end up with the results like that.
1:20.9	And I think people need to perhaps reflect on why we live in a democracy.
1:24.3	And there are people all around the world that would love the opportunity to vote in the fsa awards and you know the people protesting all around the world
1:31.6	and it's just a shame when people have that right and they don't take it.
1:35.8	Democracy is precious and if you don't nurture it you can lose it on the verge of tyranny here
1:39.6	and these things are big and to the people who did vote for us thank you very much
1:43.8	every single vote um means the world and And these things are big. And to the people who did vote for us. Thank you very much. Cheers.
1:44.2	Every single vote means the world and you were part of something great.
1:50.2	And that movement doesn't go nowhere.
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