S2 Ep24: Two Grumbling Old Farts

Dubland

HeadStuff Podcasts

News, Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 569 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Suzanne has watched the Jeffrey Epstein documentary which was just fuel to the fire. The lifting of some restrictions was good, but everything else is terrible. All that is to say that she's as bad as PJ in this episode. Hence the title. Having said that, PJ won't give up his title easily - something he wished for in last week's episode comes true this week... and he gives out about that. No stopping him. The leader of Ireland speaks mostly in movie quotes, and we're ok with that. Suzanne flip-flops and starts trying to plan holidays. There's Covid talk, protests in Dublin, Black Lives Matter, abuse and a lot of emotion. It's more a therapy session for Suzanne and PJ than a comedy episode for the listeners. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:36.3	Ladies and gentlemen, you're in for a treat because you're listening to the Dublin podcast with Suzanne and PJ.
0:42.7	Joward, Dublin podcast, W.R. Earhole. Joey's just leaving the room now because he's, you can't, he can't hear you, but he's a cyclist now, PJ. He got a bike. I believe because of late 30s, it's called a midlife crisis, but he's a cyclist now PJ and he got a bike I believe because of late 30s it's called a midlife crisis
0:57.8	but he just thinks it's finis
0:59.3	he's a mammal now yeah
1:00.9	a mammal yeah middle age man in lycra
1:03.4	oh middle age man and lycra
1:05.5	well that's exactly what you were
1:08.1	you were a mammal you were very
1:09.6	a mammal he's in recovery he's in recovery liqueer now.
1:27.4	He's in recovery lique because he doesn't have time to have a shower because I'm like, I need to record a podcast. He may go out the front garden with the kids. Bye. So now he's a middle-led. Him and his deal. Well, you know, he's in recovery lycra. I don't know what that means this week. How's your week been?
1:29.3	Yeah, it's been a bit of... Yeah, it's grand, yeah.
1:30.6	I mean, it's the same old titat and titi pox shit all the time but yeah I'm going out walking out at a minute again so that's annoying for everybody else which is great I'm enjoying that yeah well you're going to be like absolutely ripped coming out of this. No, I won't be ripped because I have no weight to be ripped so I'm just, I'm enjoying that. Yeah. Are you going to be like absolutely ripped coming out of this?
1:45.8	No, I won't be ripped because I have no weights to be ripped.
1:47.8	So I'm just wasting away with a smile on my face.
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