We were going along and then suddenly I can just see Noon like like sort of like

trying to look in the mirror on the bike turns around and looks at me and I can just see this

this little leech worm thing crawling up and I'm like

Hello everyone and welcome back to the auto Alex podcast. If you're looking with your

eye holes you will see that the stage or the set is a little bit different because we are in a hotel room. I'm joined by Mr Tom Lenthal.

Hello. Mr. Gareth Potter. Good morning.

Erore.

Oh, Rored, ma.

How you doing, Rorei?

I'm constipated.

You are very constipated.

Before we get onto your annals, we are very, very far away. In fact, it would take us 116 days to walk back. I checked on Google.

Really? We're in Vietnam, 12,467 kilometres away, which is about 7,700 miles away. We are doing our big Vietnam special where we have been

riding motorcycles from, where was it, Hohin? I can't remember any of the names. No,

No. Hocchimin City. Or Saigon. Where are we now? Hanoi. No. Oh my God. Hoyan.

Hoyan. The only reason I do is on the phone. We're flying to Hoceman City this afternoon. No, that's wrong too. Right, okay. That's wrong too. No, that's wrong too. Hanoi. Hanoi. But where we, which city are we flying from? Danak. Denang? Close.

Right, anyway, we've been on motorcycles for what, seven or eight days?

Yes.

Yeah, and that's why none of us make sense.

Yeah, and we have covered around 900 miles.

Yeah.

So we thought we would do a Vietnam podcast special, so it's basically only going to be about what we've been up to, which is a lot. Should we get started with you, Tom, because you've never been to Vietnam. Is it what you expected? And we're looking outside a window now and there is pretty much a typhoon going on. It is raining. It's very wet, very windy. But you've enjoyed yourself.

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