There is a place that is spoken about only, in whispers, a dark area that spawns the beginnings of urban legends,

a place where anything can happen and usually does.

During the light of day, it hides just outside of you.

But when the sun goes down, spirits, creatures of the night, roam free and things do go bump in the night.

It is in every state and every country, and there is no escaping it, no matter how safe you view behind your locked doors and latched windows.

So we invite you to turn down the lights and turn up your radio while we join Dave Schrader and Tim Dennis, your hosts, on a journey into the darkness on the edge of town.

Good evening and welcome to another edition of Darkness on the edge of town paranormal radio show.

I'm your host Dave Schrader, along with me, my co-host and producer Tim Dennis. Good evening, Tim.

Very nice.

And a new edition to our show, who's still too afraid to talk on the air as our intern Ashley.

Chicken!

One of her new jobs is to help us find some good news stories to talk about at the beginning of each show here Tim.

So I thought this was pretty interesting as a good follow up to last year's gubernatorial race candidate, the vampire guy.

Mr. Sharky.

Yes, check this out. There's a politician who's seeking Klingon votes.

Have you heard about this?

Yeah, actually I'm voting for him.

Oh good. It's in Helsinki, Flindland. Are you moving out there? Are you finished?

Well, I am now.

Thanks for your time.

Good night everybody.

Hello.

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