S2 Ep20: Working Through the Brown Water

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

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🗓️ 20 September 2021

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Tim introduces the Department of KOC - Karens on Call. Luke deals with an e-commerce menace and Tim tries out some new material before the gang kicks the faucet off (you had to be there). Livvy performs a soul-altering guitar solo without a guitar and yet another family is ripped apart by debates over the 2009 classic, Avatar. Plus, a sincere nod of remembrance and gratitude to comedy icon, Norm MacDonald. Thank God for Norm!

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0:00.0	Hi HoDunks, what are you doing? We're back. I know you were scared. We had a week off, but it's like
0:17.1	Labor Day and my people said, you know, just take a week. Just take your, you know, take some time off.
0:23.7	You need it. You deserve it. I don't know if I deserve it. I think we throw that around a little
0:27.7	too much. I deserve this. Right? I did 30 sit-ups. I deserve, you know, two snicker bars and a
0:35.5	couple of bangs, you know? But I'm so glad you're back. And I hope I know that we may have gotten
0:41.9	some complaints. I know I don't want to say Karen. I don't know that I, you know what? You know
0:46.8	who I really feel sorry for? Anyone named Karen? What a raw deal that is. Here you have all these
0:53.0	people named Karen, mining their own business, then WAMO. Just like overnight, your name is hijacked.
1:00.5	And you had no say in that, which is weird because, you know, they have a say on everything.
1:05.6	I'm kidding. I'm just kidding. You know, what is it Karen? Really? It's usually a lady with an
1:11.8	issue that needs resolve, you know, who sees a problem with, which needs attention. Dare I say,
1:17.1	she has a bone to pick. And sometimes they go a bit too far, but you know, something the older I get,
1:23.3	the more I'm coming around on Karen, I find myself more kind of wishing she was there. Like Karen
1:30.6	would show up. You know, we have AOC. We need a KOC, a Karen on call, because you know what?
1:37.6	The neighbor kids are a bit too loud. Maybe the steak is a tad undercooked. You know what?
1:43.3	Your dog does need to be on a leash. It does. And yes, believe it or not, these mask rules are a
1:49.5	little bit inconsistent. All right. We need to get tidy up. I mean, this may sound extreme,
1:57.4	but if Goliath had a Karen, maybe things would have turned out different for him. You know,
2:03.0	if you had a car ride by him, you need to quit picking on little shepherds. I think you're going
2:08.4	to end up with a rock in your forehead. I'm just saying, just saying. And you know why there are so
2:13.3	many Karen's now. I think it's because Kurt and Craig and Carl haven't been stepping up and
2:17.9	doing their jobs, keeping people accountable. So I would like to publicly apologize to any Karen's
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