Well, hey there, friend. Frankly, I'm relieved you showed up tonight. I'll tell you what. I was just watching this video of a Chinese girl eating octopus legs. She just kept eating them and eating them. And I just kept watching and watching.

Then I see the video has over a million views.

So I tell you what, friends.

If this video breaks a million views, I'll put my hair in a bun and eat Chester.

All right, maybe two million.

That more reasonable, pal?

Real go-gather that guy. Well, come on in, friend. We'll do it the old-fashioned way.

Mmm. Oh, that's better. So we're coming up on a year here at Casa Day Blood.

Yeah, I know. That went by fast.

And as they say, all good things must come to an end.

Settle down, friends.

You gotta say shit like that when contract negotiations are coming up.

So, smoke them if you got them and drink those glasses to the bottom, because old Drew Blood has a tell to tell.

But first, the rigmarole, told by the first voice I ever came up with, the Happy Redneck.

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Tonight we're joined again by Corey Adrian.

Cable Guy by day, scribbler by night, sometimes vice versa.

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