S2 Ep2: Death Masks

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 April 2020

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Believe it or not dear guests, we love a good costume party here in The Midnight Library! How else are you going to get to dance with that cutie that won't normally give you a second look? But there's one mask with the sole purpose of showing you who you really are; your DEATH MASK. We have an impressive list, from the dearly beheaded to the starved artist to tell you about, plus one mask that you, yourself, may have shared a kiss with...

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0:00.0	The DFS Winter Sale is on, so if savings on sofers and beds float your boat, now's the right time.
0:08.0	To find the right thing, at the right price.
0:12.0	And for a short time only, get four years. at the right price
0:17.0	and for a short time only get four years interest-free credit on everything
0:19.6	DFS what's your thing?
0:22.2	The story you're about to enjoy is a factual tale.
0:22.5	Read to you from a fictional location.
0:25.0	We believe.
0:27.0	Madam, I have here a written invitation.
0:32.0	Would you prefer it burn now or later? Madam, I have here a written invitation.
0:32.6	Would you prefer it burn now or later?
0:35.0	Oh, is it from the Sears Guild, Mr. Darling?
0:37.9	I've been waiting forever to be invited to one of their gatherings.
0:42.3	Write back directly and tell them I'd be
0:44.6	delighted to attend. It's from the village church, madam, from a Mrs. Foolage.
0:51.6	Ugh, that's the minister's wife.
0:54.4	Do you know she accosted me in the cemetery the other morning?
0:57.8	We were both there for obviously different reasons, and she trapped me into a two minute conversation.
1:04.4	Very rude woman.
1:05.8	Leave it to me, madam.
1:07.2	I shall redo the handwriting exactly and mail it off to her sister,
1:11.2	whom she does not speak to.
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