S2 Ep17: House Rules: The Unspoken Agreements Keeping Us Married

Sheena Interrupted

Improv, Society & Culture, Kids & Family, Relationships, Comedy, Parenting

4.9 • 905 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

You know you're really married when you stop fighting about who takes the trash out… and just silently accept your fate. In this episode, we’re airing out all the unspoken agreements that run our house—who gets up with the kids, why the thermostat is a war zone, and the invisible contracts we didn’t even know we've made over the years. Welcome to our House Rules: where love means never having to say, ‘Can you do the taxes again this year?'

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0:00.0	Oh, dangles.
0:01.0	I think you're too loud, hold on.
0:03.0	No, but the mic's further away now, so I'm purposefully being too loud.
0:07.0	Okay.
0:08.0	You know what's really loud?
0:09.0	When I do a mic check and you give me a different check?
0:11.0	Oh, dangles.
0:13.0	All right.
0:15.0	Bet, da, da, da, ba, bha-d-d-bbing-bong-d-d-bong. With Dres! Perfect! With it. Perfect. That's it. We have the intro song.
0:26.3	Done.
0:29.6	Oh my God.
0:31.2	My tea.
0:32.6	That's really gross.
0:35.8	Stop.
0:37.7	Nobody wants to hear that.
0:39.5	I'm going to do both of those.
0:40.5	What do you mean?
0:41.0	Input and output noises.
0:42.8	What does that mean?
0:43.7	I'm going to do both of the annoying tea drinking things.
0:47.4	First, the suction noise.
0:54.5	Yuck.
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