S2 Ep11: You'd Pull A Sick Day If You Had A Wet Fart

Dubland

HeadStuff Podcasts

News, Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 569 Ratings

🗓️ 30 January 2020

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Dubland gets started this week with some talk about the upcoming General Election in Ireland. Then we're onto the flicky eyes which leads to a deep dive into pulling a sicky from work. Lads go from Wayne Rooney to William Butler Yeats when describing their illness. There is some talk about what men do with banana peels, "but I'm not gonna tell ya". Suzanne hasn't watched Little Women, but she's happy to review it anyway, and she fantasises about being a cheerleader in high school. She then goes into great detail about being "beat down" (unattractive) in school. This episode has ancient social networks, dog-eaten remote controls, heartbreak and reincarnation. It's stone cold classic Dubland. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:51.1	Ladies and gentlemen, you're in for a treat
0:56.5	because you're listening to the Dublin podcast
0:59.3	with Suzanne and PJ
1:02.1	Dove your Dublin podcast, W your Earhoff.
1:06.4	Yeah, we did.
1:07.1	Oh my God, that's what it is.
1:08.2	We're in an open relationship,
1:10.5	except you have a relationship with somebody else. And then I get flashes of jealousy. I know. We sat down and decided to have an open relationship when it came to podcasting and radio and all. And then you just, every so often to me and go, I can't believe you are with that other person talking. though it's your full time like everyday job
1:27.6	so maybe I'm
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