S2 Ep104: What Does Magenta Smell Like?

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

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🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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The crew comes together to discuss food trucks, biker shorts, and Jackson brings his best rant yet. The Godmother makes her return, there's Voice Memo Roulette, and of course, reviews of the week. Check us out on Youtube!

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0:00.0	We're off. Any musical interludes? Anything? That's okay. We don't need them. Yeah, I got one. Yeah.
0:16.7	It can't be sent. I've been going. She was a bad girl. Nevertheless, my place, baby, I'm you're right.
0:25.7	Bad way. My face, baby, don't trip. Someone to the bed. I don't know what I've had. Looking at your side. Well, what are you on to?
0:36.7	Oh, genius. Sounds good. I know only one way at the top that. What? Oh, yeah.
0:42.7	No, he buddies. We talk. You didn't you. Is this the prize? Isn't it? You should I crack it open? You remember?
0:51.7	Vendante, buddy. Actually, I remember. Let's go. I burned all my cows today. So I can eat it. Oh, yeah. All right.
0:59.7	Give me. Take one and pass around. Give me. Give me. Give me. Give me. Give me. Oh my gosh. It's a lot. Yeah. It's pretty easy. Do you want to share? Are you going to eat both of those?
1:08.7	I'm not going to eat both of them. Okay. I'll share. I am. You share with me. Okay. Are you kidding me?
1:14.7	Were these the ones you said you ate them in a special way, Luke? Give me that. No, this one's Spencer's thing. I do eat these in a special way. You ready?
1:22.7	Oh, he's probably everyone needs them the way that I do. Can you pass me one or are you going to share half a one?
1:28.7	Oh, mama. Wow. The Lord's nectar. Oh, the peanut butter and the crunch. So good.
1:37.7	Nectar of the God. Brendan, you want one? All right. Cooper here. Oh, it's a little shit. Someone said something very funny.
1:46.7	They said that Brendan is your Toby. My Toby. Oh, the way he was treating last time like your Michael Scott.
1:56.7	Tommy, go away. See, which makes him the hero that man, these cold are real nice. I'll tell you what.
2:05.7	Pretty good. Yeah. Cold is. Those are pretty melts in your mouth kind of thing. Sometimes I like to separate them.
2:12.7	It's kind of hard to separate when they're cold like this.
2:17.7	Oh, good. All right. And we made it. We made it. Yeah. And we got some strawberry wafer.
2:27.7	Oh, no.
2:29.7	I'm here for this.
2:33.7	You want to try one? Yeah. Yeah. These are like probably these are the these are the Bortmans.
2:39.7	Do you like the yellow ones, the strawberry ones? Well, these look vanilla, but they're strawberry. So they're kind of crumbly.
2:45.7	Give me that crumb. Give me that. Here. This is like, these are very okay.
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