I am so over this situation here. I'm unbumble to find something real. You know

like someone you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think. I

just want someone who's ready for that long-term kind of love. Whether you're

looking for your next boyfriend, girlfriend, casual date or just someone a truly

getcha, it's waiting for you unbumble. Find them unbumble.

There is a place that is spoken about only in whispers, a dark area that

spawns the beginnings of urban legends, a place where anything can happen and

usually does. During the light of day it hides just outside of you but when the

sun goes down, spirits, creatures of the night, roam free and things do go bump

in the night. It is in every state and every country and there is no escaping it.

No matter how safe you view behind your locked doors and latched windows. So we

invite you to turn down the lights and turn up your radio while we join Dave

Schrader and Tim Dennis, your hosts, on a journey into the darkness on the edge of

town. Well, good evening and welcome to the darkness on the Edge of Town,

Paranormal Radio Show. I'm your host Dave Schrader across the board from me,

board monkey mister Tim Dennis. Good evening, Tim. Call me Jim. Jim. Hey dude, we are

three days away. Was it three days? Two days? Two days. Two days away. Two days.

From our two-year anniversary. I know. Do you feel misty? What'd you get me?

Well, actually, I'm going to dress up a little special for you at Tuesday.

How excellent. You know, that thing you're like, let me shave in my back for you. So this

would be fun. Yeah. Are you going to shave our logo into your back here again?

Yes, I am. That's hot. It is. For those of you that are checking it out, this is our

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