Hello and welcome to episode 10 of John Ritterton on The Future Notes.

We're here to discuss the future of poop.

And with me as ever are Mark Stevenson.

Hello.

And Ed Gillespie.

Hello. Mark, youillespie. Hello.

Mark, you bravely said before we began recording,

I don't care how you introduce me this week,

because you're in a bit of a grump, aren't you?

And we've discussed mental health readily on this,

and we've discussed our approaches.

And I think I'm putting it out there in case the listeners

detector twinge this week,

somebody's got his grumpy knickers on, isn't it?

Wow, what style are the grumpy knickers?

They're fed up of lockdown, small child who only ever wants mummy waking me up at five o'clock

and abusing me.

There's a number of technical issues. There's a number of technical

issues. There's a lot of pro bono work for free. There's the fact I can't go anywhere. I have a

pint and the fact I'm going to be 50 on the weekend. And it's all just like, ah, so I'm just having

a day of grumpiness. But thanks for putting that out there, John, because that's made it so much better

me now telling our audience.

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