S2 Ep10: Behold the Kobolds!

The Midnight Library

Scott Philbrook

Society & Culture

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2020

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Magic is afoot, Dear Guests! It’s the BEST kind of magic, too! What do I mean by best? Well, who wouldn’t like their housework magically done each night, help with their farm, and even their children looked after by durable little fairy folk? But do beware, as we learn in a vivid way that these helpful beings have an unpredictable side. Join us in The Midnight Library tonight as we behold the Kobolds!

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0:00.0	The story you're about to enjoy is a factual tale.
0:02.4	Read to you from a fictional location.
0:04.8	We believe.
0:06.8	Madam, the new Cobol has left something in the main hall.
0:13.5	I assume for you.
0:15.1	Oh, a gift.
0:17.2	Is it artwork?
0:19.1	No.
0:20.8	A puppet?
0:22.4	Not in any way.
0:24.0	Well, it must be something cute to show his appreciation.
0:28.0	What is it, Mr. Darling?
0:30.0	It's pants, madam.
0:32.0	Underpants.
0:33.6	What?
0:35.6	Well, remove your underpants from the main hall before our guests arrive.
0:40.8	I do not wear sheer black underpantsads where tiny brooms and black kittens embroidered on them.
0:46.0	So you claim? The label reads M. M. M.
0:50.0	Oh. Be right back. Welcome to the midnight library, my dear guests. I'm your loving librarian and host
1:10.3	Miranda Merrick. Please take your seats and make yourselves cozy for tonight's reading.
1:17.0	The more keenly observant among you may have noticed that although the library is a very old establishment, it is yet incredibly
1:26.7	well kept. Well, relatively anyway.
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