S2 Ep1: Clean Plate Club

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 May 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week, Tim and his family discuss their greatest fears, the curious case of “Clean Plate” syndrome, and a questionable pronouncement of “the Queen of the World”. Tim recounts his early days as a joke writer for a rock radio station in Dallas, and there’s a special guest call-in from Dr. Fauci, who updates the Hawkins clan on the latest Covid-19 protocols (spoiler alert: 2 masks simply won’t do it). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey there, welcome one and all to the Tim Hawkins podcast.
0:13.6	I am he and he are we and they are she and we are all together.
0:18.6	Whether you don't know who I am or if you're a fan of my comedy or possibly a fan of potty
0:23.5	break podcast, I'm so thankful you chose to hang out with us.
0:27.2	I'm going to be joined by my wife Heather, my daughter Olivia and her husband Luke.
0:31.6	It's not a shiny package production yet but it will get better as we go along.
0:36.4	Trust me.
0:37.4	To be honest, we just wanted to push record and start talking.
0:40.3	That's how this kind of works.
0:41.8	What we've done, we've actually batched a few shows to have some in the can and release
0:47.0	them steadily as the weeks go by.
0:49.3	You may hear some references to the news or the weather which may have aged a month or
0:53.5	two.
0:54.5	It should become more and more up to date and current as we go.
0:58.2	This episode, this is actually the first one that we recorded and we talked about a lot
1:02.4	of things.
1:03.4	We talked about our greatest fears.
1:04.5	We talked about the clean plate club.
1:06.2	We talked about the Queen of the World.
1:08.0	We did.
1:09.0	There's even a special call in from the ever present Dr. Fauci.
1:12.5	So buckle up.
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