S2 Ep 84: Santas & Celebrities
Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis
Ranga Bee & Platform Media
4.8 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2023
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws, |
| 0:09.0 | whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast |
| 0:12.9 | the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall for now, la. That ain't just a mistake, |
| 0:18.6 | that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping |
| 0:37.9 | impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning |
| 0:40.4 | just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men |
| 0:43.5 | dressed up as a bird and a dog |
| 0:45.0 | uh... |
| 0:47.0 | uh... |
| 0:50.4 | This is the wolf for now |
| 0:53.1 | this is the wolf for now get yourself ready, this is the wolf for now. This is the wolf for now. Get yourself ready, because this is the wolf and out. I've got this real tickly cough that's really annoying me. Have you heard about this 100-day cough that's... Is that what it is? Yeah. Yeah. Is that genuinely a thing? I don't know. I mean, I saw it on social media. I'm obviously cynical about anything I see on there, but apparently there is a 100-day cough that is spreading around the country. |
| 1:20.7 | Because I'm on, I reckon, at least a 45. |
| 1:24.4 | Mm. Well, you've got another 55 to go, quick mass. |
| 1:47.2 | Oh, man. It's a tickly cough where you get that mucusy stuff at the back of your throat, which is... Yeah, I mean, I've had this, I've had similar. Have you really? Have you done the gym this morning? How you find it with the cough with your gym in? It's not bad, like this morning I did weights. God, what have we become but this morning I did wait so I was fine yeah I've been doing a bit of running that's I found that a bit trickier |
| 1:52.5 | what getting ready for the hydrox well I'm not done are we doing high rocks |
| 1:56.5 | well I think the yeah we've talked about it so yeah I mean I mean we've talked about here which means probably not Tom if we if we're saying that stuff we've talked about it. So, yeah, I mean, we've talked about it here, which means probably not. Tom, if we're saying that stuff we've talked about, I know it's definitely happening, I mean, there's a list of about 15, 20 things that we've got to do. What's your small business for this week, mate? Actually, you know what? I went to a lovely patissary out in Colmart. I just went tomar. Actually, yeah, I want to shout out of a small business. Tell me about this patissary then. |
| 2:21.8 | I can't remember its name, obviously. I just forgot back from Colmar. I took my mom and dad, |
| 2:27.5 | the cat and the little G. We went to a, honestly, this place is one of the most incredible places I've been in |
| 2:36.2 | my life it's like literally the most picturesque little french village straight town yeah |
| 2:42.0 | well it's sort of on the border of France which is in Germany and what made you go there just |
| 2:46.3 | because I needed a little bit of Christmas vibes I needed to sort of have like how did you |
| 2:50.4 | how did you choose that place a little bit of Christmas vibes. I needed to sort of have injections. How did you choose that place? A little bit of a Google, mate, for me. I let into Google and said, listen, pal, I need somewhere to go to really start. It is good Google, isn't it? You seem to really... You know what? Actually, I was joking about so much stuff. Shout to Google. Shout to Google. Sometimes I find Google, right? I actually take it a little bit for granted but this time I was like |
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