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Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

S2 Ep 80: Double Illness & A Christmas Lunch

Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy

4.84.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

We’re talking… tattoos and hair-do’s, meeting 50 Cent, an ill Tom and a very run-down Rom, sad hotels, a round of golf with Jim, a Ranganathan and Davis family Christmas lunch, burgers followed by curry and the wonders of echinacea. Then we answer some email questions about recording live stand-up shows and advice on muffling farts - plus a very surreal debate about moody hippos and smiling giraffes. Trigger warning - this episode contains an excessive amount of bleeping. Enjoy! For questions or comments please email us at wolfowlpod@gmail.com - we’d love to hear from you. Instagram - @wolfowlpod TikTok - @wolfowlpodcast YouTube - www.youtube.com/WolfandOwlPodcast Merch & Mailing List - https://wolfandowlpod.com/ A Shiny Ranga Production Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

0:09.0

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

0:12.9

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall for now, la. That ain't just a mistake,

0:18.6

that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and the expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

0:37.9

impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning

0:40.4

just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men

0:43.5

dressed up as a bird and a dog

0:45.0

welcome once again Rongo tell your friend

0:49.2

it's a wolf fun owl inside the place

0:51.1

up inside your face you know first thing

0:53.5

first thing that just jumps to my attention, this might be the

0:56.1

first episode we've done in many moons where neither of us is wearing a cap.

1:01.3

Hmm, that's a good point.

1:03.2

I, uh, well, I'm in a bit of a funk, actually, because I'm having to have like, I'm having

1:08.3

to have Jonathan hair for avoidance. And, you know, it's not. It doesn't look that. I know it doesn't look that different, but it's different enough for me to, it's like I'm walking, I feel like I'm walking around one bollock hanging out. You know what I mean? It's not quite. You should have had like a, probably like nice French crop. Yeah. Oh, push down. I mean, do you know I mean it's not quite you should have had like a probably like

1:27.5

nice French crop yeah I'm gonna you know the other thing I've done is like I've had all

1:32.8

my tattoos covered up they're starting to come through now but oh wow yeah I really um do you

1:37.8

feel like yourself and do you feel like you know when you leave the set you feel still like

1:41.2

a bit of Jonathan well you know what like full disclosure if I can be honest with you, I sort of try and think of myself as like quite a cool guy. And then after they've covered the tattoos up. I see you in some of the flexi dance moves from you at 50 cent, I think it's better to say you are a cool guy. There's a lot of fucking... There we go, the old fucking...

2:01.4

There was a lot of flex there, man.

2:02.8

I fucking loved it.

2:03.7

I loved seeing you. It was nice and seeing you enjoying yourself. I smiled. Do you know how I know that you're not telling the truth? Because you lent in, like a fucking... I mean it. No, you lent you... And you're doing this, you're doing this.

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