Dungeons and Dabies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups.

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Summer's almost here, Sandemis, and you know what that means. It's time for

Centrist Vegan Ice Cream. Hi, I'm Rebecca Swallow's Oat Garcia, substitute government teacher,

mother of a very special boy, and founder of Swallow's Vegan Ice Cream Parlor, where we love

making you smile almost as much as we love bipartisanship. Reach across the aisle for a tasty

scoop of our deficit-friendly flavors like Middle of the Road, Status Quoio, and new neoliberal

Paulsen featuring three types of vanilla. And don't forget our means-tested toppings bar,

where you can make a reasonable amount of incremental changes to your order. Whether you're

socially liberal and fiscally conservative, physically liberal and socially conservative,

or if you just aren't that interested, we're sure to have something that'll make you say,

wow. The system works. Maybe that's why Sandemis' very own mayor calls Swallow's Ice Cream Parlor,

a valued contributor to the committee to re-elect the mayor. Look, my fellow Sandemis,

let's be reasonable. Does my vegan ice cream have problems? Of course it does, but the only

alternatives are communism and fascism. So come on in for two scoops of compromise at Swallow's Vegan

Ice Cream, where both sides are young. Welcome to Dungeons & Dabby's Not at BDSM Podcast. This is

the story of four teens searching for their lost dads in the world forever changed after their

granddads fucked it up and unleashed Eldritch God. This is them correcting the mistakes of the

previous generation of their stories. My name is Freddie Wong, I play Lenny Briscoe, the hard

scrambled cop on the New York police department. He's hard-scrappled cop. Helps of self-cribes.

Hard-scrappled cop. Throwing Zaz down nonstop. Getting triple words scores. My name is

Freddie Wong. I play Taylor Swift, the hard-scrappled anime teen ranger. Hey, now that's a great spin-off

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