Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall for now, la. That ain't just a mistake,

that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning

just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men

dressed up as a bird and a dog

oh welcome one and all to the little roller coaster we call a wolf for now

full disclosure me and tom have been talking before we started recording, and we've both agreed we have nothing. No material. So I hope you enjoy. This is a no material special. This is no prep, as always. But this time, no inspiration either. We're in deep shit, guys. We're through the looking glass. Come jump in the deep shit paddle with us. I think I'm quite overdress.

I need to say two things before, two things we need to start off.

One, I've been getting some comments about me being in bed for these.

And full disclosure, I'm in bed.

You like Big Breakfast at that sort of interview section when they were in bed, didn't they? Oh, yeah, yeah, where you sort of get more personal. I feel like I'm looser on this. Oh, the swan's just walked in. Hello, Lisa. You know what I've noticed since you've been doing it in the bed, Lisa's a lot more sort of in and out of the bedroom, isn't she? Well, it's her bedroom, so it kind of makes sense.

No, no, yeah.

I would argue that it's quite annoying to have your husband go, by the way, the whole of the bedroom is now going to be recorded for the next hour from fucking 7.30. You could be like, it was, because Paul E. Yates did it originally, didn't she? And then someone else took it over.

Denise Van Oten?

Oh, Denise Van Aten.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever worked Denise Van Aten? No, but I can tell you that my, when I first did live at the Apollo, I can tell you. I don't know why I'm saying that like an exclusive thing. It's not even, it's barely a story of what I'm about to say.

But when I first did live with the Apollo, my brother came.

Yeah. of the exclusive thing. It's not even, it's barely a story what I'm about to say. But when I first did live

at the Apollo, my brother came. Yeah. And Denise Van Outen was there. And the reaction, I should, I mean, Denise is married and was married at the time, so this is slightly tricky. Really, really fucking touch your brother under it with no material. No material. literally just got him in your crossairs.

Yeah, literally, if I've got no material,

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