4.9 • 10.6K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2022
⏱️ 77 minutes
🧾️ Download transcript
It's time to dance! But when stopping eldritch incursions on your reality is part of the festivities, this dance is going to be anything but normal!
This episode contains profanity, violence, sexual content, and elements of body horror.
Support the show on Patreon!
Get merch and more at our website!
Follow us on Twitter @dungeonsanddads!
Check out the subreddit!
DM is Anthony Burch (@anthony_burch)
Lincoln Li-Wilson is Matt Arnold (@mattlarnold)
Normal Oak is Will Campos (@willbcampos)
Scary Marlowe is Beth May (@heybethmay)
Taylor Swift is Freddie Wong (@fwong)
Theme song is "On My Way" by Maxton Waller
Brian Fernandes is our Content Producer
Ashley Nicollette is our Community Manager
Ester Ellis is our Lead Editor
Travis Reaves provides Additional Editing
Robin Rapp is our transcriber
Cover art by Alex Moore (@notanotheralex)
Send us stuff and get in contact: https://www.dungeonsanddaddies.com/contact
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Click on a timestamp to play from that location
0:00.0 | Dungeons and Dades is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups. |
0:04.0 | The |
0:05.0 | GAMER |
0:08.0 | DAD |
0:08.0 | On the emotional season finale of the Bachelor at Scary Marlow needed a date to the Big |
0:12.0 | Dance. |
0:13.0 | I kind of needed to go with someone to the dance, because there was going to be like an |
0:16.9 | incursion or whatever, and it was kinda like my job to stop out. |
0:22.0 | But to get to the dance she's got to need a date, because this is a no loser's dance. |
0:25.5 | These are the most precious moments in your lives. |
0:26.5 | Soon it'll just be a memory so you gotta find someone you love and date a Big Dance |
0:29.4 | a nine-way before she leaves you for your brother, cows, out-towards. |
0:32.3 | Which of these teens does she get a date? |
0:33.3 | Hey, we'll be back at cornstarch. |
0:34.9 | I'm scary, I saw your note outside the band room, man. |
0:38.6 | Hurry me the unworthy. |
0:39.8 | Hello, my dear. Would you like to... |
0:41.2 | No. |
0:41.7 | Get me cheesecake. |
0:42.5 | Okay, so after I kept my pomp, I was just thinking like you and me |
0:45.4 | could help dance and carish, you know what I mean? |
0:47.9 | Let me think about it for a bit. |
... |
Please login to see the full transcript.
Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dungeons and Daddies, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.
Generated transcripts are the property of Dungeons and Daddies and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.
Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.