Yo, hello friends. It's me, Tom Davis, aka the wolf. It's with a heavy heart and

mass apologies, I have to tell you that for the next two weeks, myself and the owl, aka Ramesh Ranganaathan,

won't be able to record a wolf and our podcast. This is due to me moving house and being bereft of

any Wi-Fi, so I'd have awful quality.

And Ramesh is in Africa, making his hit TV show.

So it's a massive, massive apology from us both.

Yeah, we really mean that.

You're so, so, sorry, sorry, sorry, everyone.

So what we've done is we've cobbled together two highlight reels.

These are the best of, war for now, up to now.

Stories, conversations, and Romish telling me I've got words wrong.

Oh, I do more than that, and I love you, mate.

I love you too, Ramesh.

God bless you all and enjoy this listen.

Yeah, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with

claws, whatever's preferred. They'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves,

then podcast, the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wolf wear the wolf and owler. That ain't just a mistake, that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill, never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon you'll see

nothing all your ears a huffer puff and a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping

impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning just kidding every word in his

song's about two grown men dressed up as a bird and a dog okay are we recording we're recording

welcome welcome Okay, are we recording? Welcome.

Welcome to the Wolf and Owl.

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