S2 EP 5: Matt’s Manscaping & Why Don’t Aliens Have Pubes?

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Comedy, Football, Sports

4.7 • 729 Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

On the podcast this week Matt & Jon discuss Matt’s foray into manscaping and the boys discuss why we “don’t imagine Aliens to have pubes.” Elsewhere we discuss Jon’s birthday, Thundercats and why it’s fucked up and Jon reveals why his Mum had to stop listening to the podcast recently and what her favourite episode of the show was. And… Matt reveals he’s recorded Celebrity Mastermind (and Jon reveals why he turned it down) we pitch a new show - ‘Rico and Fordey: Don’t Go Fishing' and we’ve been offered ANOTHER tour of a factory. PLUS find out why Richard Osman is going top be upset if he's listening... Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: [email protected] or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! HERE YOU CAN HEAR EXCLUSIVE CONTENT FROM JON’S DIARIES. Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're down the dog with John and Martin and Lord Danny and Corborette.
0:04.0	A box of wine and cruise capo, a nice key anti-classical.
0:08.0	There's no wine would rather be the listening to 40s I verbally.
0:12.0	Of chocolate raisins you better beware, who's sat in the else's chair?
0:16.0	There's one place your face always bits or pour a whiskey gunnets. Don't get're Happy birthday To get down
0:22.6	You can't get down
0:24.6	The cat get down
0:25.6	To you
0:27.6	To you
0:30.6	Happy birthday
0:32.6	To you
0:34.6	Happy birthday
0:36.6	Happy birthday Mr. Richard Salmon.
0:41.3	Happy birthday to you.
0:45.8	Thanks so much.
0:46.8	I wish the listener could see,
0:48.3	if they'll have seen you live,
0:49.5	they'll know that you don't just do the voice,
0:51.4	you inhabit the person,
0:52.5	anyone's seen your Donald Trump,
0:53.7	or seeing you do the lowered chin, the hand movements, anyone's seen your skinner
0:58.9	will see the hand ringing, the pinching fingers.
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