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Dungeons and Daddies

S2 Ep. 49 - Halo Reach

Dungeons and Daddies

Dungeons and Daddies

Improv, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.910.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

The teens attempt to ascend into Heaven.


This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.


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0:00.0

Dungeons and Dungence and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups.

0:04.0

Content warnings can be found in the description. I should really make I got a stupid name

0:17.5

That's what people say that's what people say

0:20.5

That's what people say

0:25.0

My dad thinks I'm a clown. And I can't make them proud.

0:28.0

But I don't wear a frown.

0:31.0

I don't wear a frown because I keep losing

0:38.2

Ego won't stop bruising but it's like I've got this druid in my mind singing it'll be a way K

0:47.6

Because my friends are gonna fake, fake, fake, and my heart is gonna break, break,

0:53.0

So I'm just gonna take, take, take, take,

0:57.0

take, take, take, take, take, take,

0:58.0

take, take, take, take, take,

1:00.0

and the world is up in flames,

1:02.0

flames, flames, lame,

1:03.0

And I'm the one to blame, lame, lame, lame,

1:06.0

So I'm just gonna take, take, take, take, take, take, take, take.

1:09.0

Take an L, I take an L.

1:12.0

Hey, hey, hey, just think, well, you've been getting down and out about the fact that the boy you

1:17.2

like died and your mustache burned off and you found out that your dad doomed an entire world

1:21.6

because it's something that you did only for you to grow up

1:23.7

and doom it again which only proves that his decision to save your life probably wasn't worth

1:27.8

it. You could have been getting down to this sick beat a flesh horde made me open that door and it's all my fault but I'm just gonna take

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