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🗓️ 10 October 2023
⏱️ 68 minutes
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The teens plan their next move while taking a moment to make amends.
This episode contains Violence, Profanity, and Sexual Content.
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0:00.0 | Dungeons & Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups. |
0:04.0 | Content warnings can be found in the description. |
0:07.0 | She sure is homeless poor. |
0:10.0 | Hey, babe, let me hop on that pool float with you before I freeze to death. |
0:16.0 | Babe? |
0:17.0 | Oh, no. |
0:18.0 | You're thinking about it again, aren't you? |
0:21.0 | James Cameron's 1997 International Blockbuster feature film Titanic. |
0:25.0 | It won't stop happening. |
0:27.0 | Whatever I get on a pool float, that can't fit my boyfriend. |
0:31.0 | I...I... |
0:43.0 | Haunted by James Cameron's 1997 International Blockbuster feature film Titanic, |
0:49.0 | tired of losing your new soulmates to shoddy improvised flotation devices, |
0:54.0 | is your summer fun being sunk by constant visions of your lover's corpse in the icy North Atlantic? |
1:00.0 | Hi, I'm Ron Sampler, and I'm his friend Beth May. |
1:04.0 | And we have just the thing for you! |
1:07.0 | Introducing the Unsinkable Love Float for Two, |
1:11.0 | a sophisticated two-person pool float engineer to stay afloat even when your love is overflowing. |
1:17.0 | The Unsinkable Love Float will ensure both you and your third-class lover have enough room |
1:22.0 | to survive until a lifeboat comes to save you. |
1:25.0 | A lifeboat of love, that is. |
1:27.0 | Nice! |
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