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On a clear morning in Samatide, all of Ferryn focused its attention on the city

for the most solemn of Pizza parties. The state funeral of his majesty, Papa John.

Within West Munster Abbey, the leaders of many Pizza Chains came together to pay their respects.

Caesar from Little Caesar's, the Noid from Domino's, Charles Entertainment Cheese,

they joined Anthropomorphized Pizza Entities from across the Papa John's family to watch,

as the Supreme Pizza Leader was hand-post, would fired, and topped with better ingredients for a better

world. Pepperoni for remembrance, sausage, symbol of hope, and renewal, and Black Olive,

symbolizing the eternal darkness that awaits his assassins, the four shitty teens and their dads

who ripped out his garlic knot heart and destroyed it to free the dover.

In profound thanksgiving we come to this house of Zah to mourn our loss, to swear our vengeance,

and to announce that for a limited time you can get a Doritos Cool Ranch Papadilla

for just $7.99 when you order a large epic stuffed crust pizza at PapaJohns.com and use

promo code, Pepperoni. Amen. With a cry of order up, a Calzone Brigade delivered the late Papa John,

the Pineapple Empalus in 30 minutes or less. There, in the family's nylon insulated mausoleum,

he was laid to rest, along with a little plastic table to keep him from sticking to the late of his

coffin. If anyone else suffered the loss of a father figure last episode, it simply wasn't as

heartbreaking as this. For the PCZ, I'm DeepDishDebby. Welcome to Dungeons & Dad, he's not a BDSM

podcast. This is a Dungeons & Dragons podcast about 14 from our world sent to clean up after their

grandparents jacked it all up. Jacked to interest. He's not a bachelor parent.

Pretty. Pretty. You have the calm. No, he has the calm.

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