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🗓️ 23 May 2023
⏱️ 76 minutes
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The teens must perform stand-up sets for a complete stranger.
This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, and Suicidal Ideation.
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0:00.0 | Dungeons & Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grownups. |
0:04.0 | Content warnings can be found in the description. |
0:07.0 | We come to this place for magic. |
0:14.0 | We come to goof around, to laugh, to prank, to scam. |
0:20.0 | Because we need that, all of us. |
0:23.0 | That shagged-elect feeling we get when the family guy theme begins to play. |
0:29.0 | And we turn into someone we've never been before. |
0:32.0 | Not just transformed, but somehow reborn. |
0:37.0 | As Borat, Pickle Rick, and Austin Powers, and Napoleon Dynamite. |
0:43.0 | Dazzling images of Garfield on a small cell phone screen. |
0:47.0 | A wrist-to-crats joke that I can smell. |
0:51.0 | Somehow, getting forced to do stand-up comedy for a complete stranger from Craigslist. |
0:56.0 | Feels good in a place like this. |
0:59.0 | Our tight fives feel like the best parts of us. |
1:02.0 | And punch lines feel perfect and powerful. |
1:06.0 | Because here, they are. |
1:16.0 | Welcome to Dungeons & Daddies, not a BDSM podcast. |
1:19.0 | A Dungeons & Dragons podcast, about 14s from our world sent into an alternate realm. |
1:25.0 | Coming back to our world and rescuing everything from a eldritch horror that haunts us. |
1:30.0 | You'll notice that I have given our saga cell very specifically and concisely this week. |
1:36.0 | No, riff-raff, no bullshit, because we have a guest with us. |
1:39.0 | We'll get to that in a second. |
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