S2 Ep. 33 - An Extremely Goofy Episode

Dungeons and Daddies

Improv, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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The Goofs Realm, at last, and much to everyone's chagrin...

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, and Sexual Content.

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0:00.0	Fever tree Mediterranean tonic water
0:02.9	Pfft!
0:03.9	Made with zesty lemon time from a small family farm in Provence
0:08.7	and essential oils from herbs that grow in the Mediterranean sunshine.
0:13.5	So, if three quarters of your G&T is a Fever tree tonic,
0:18.8	maybe it's time to call it a T&G.
0:22.4	Fever tree, mix with the best.
0:26.9	Oh, that takes me straight to the med.
0:31.9	Dungeons and Dabies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups.
0:36.9	Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
0:42.9	Hi, I'm Scary Marlow.
0:45.9	Will you give money to help animals or whatever?
0:48.9	Every day, super fucked up shit happens to like cute innocent animals.
0:55.9	And they're crying out for help.
0:57.9	I would help them on my own, but my tummy hurts so bad.
1:00.9	So please call the number on your screen and send me a big giant check for $5,000 right now.
1:06.9	For just $5,000, that's only $5,000 a day.
1:11.9	For one day, you'll receive four big tubs of vegan ice cream that my friends are not hiding in.
1:17.9	They're not.
1:18.9	And you will help an enterprising young woman like me do stuff that helps animals her.
1:24.9	Give us a big novelty check in the next 30 seconds and you'll receive a welcome kit with a photo of my dead friends is proof that I like I killed them.
1:34.9	I definitely I for sure killed them because I'm a fucking badass murderer.
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