S2 EP 3: Jon Gets A Camera Up The Old Fella

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Comedy, Football, Sports

4.7 • 729 Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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On the podcast this week... Jon tells Matt about getting a camera down the willy. Elsewhere we discuss: Alan Carr’s Top Tip, The England International round-up, Hope, Tears, Piss and Jon's Daughter teasing him about Bielsa. Elsewhere someone is sat in Balsa’s Stool… Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: [email protected] or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and format ideas! Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We're down the dog with John and Martin and Nor Danny and Corborette.
0:04.0	A box of wine and cruise capo, a nice key anti-classical.
0:08.0	There's no way I would rather be the listening to 40s I verbally
0:12.0	of chocolate raisins you better beware.
0:14.0	Who's there sat in the else's chair?
0:17.0	There's one place your face always bits Or for a whiskey gun on the kids
0:22.5	Don't get down the dog
0:25.1	Now I haven't talked about my willie
0:29.3	Let's do with this because we did have an email about that
0:31.8	So we had a note in
0:33.9	From John Howlett
0:35.9	Who says
0:36.8	It's about time you two came back down the dog.
0:39.1	It's been ages.
0:40.3	John, again, we're just, we're apologising big and we're apologising deep.
0:44.3	He says, I believe I had a similar procedure to what John briefly discussed at the end of the last episode.
0:49.8	It burned, and I hated every bloody second of it.
0:52.7	Not even a snack bowl could cheer me up.
0:54.7	Oh, serious.
0:55.8	After all his said and done, you arrive home with a sore knob and you urinate.
0:59.8	So as you stand over the toilet waiting to piss, you pass lots of air, and you dick fart, which made me chuckle, but also very fearful at the same time.
1:08.0	It was an experience I'd never had before, and hopefully won't again.
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