S2 Ep 17: Robot Chefs & Crap Cap Service
Wolf & Owl with Romesh Ranganathan and Tom Davis
Ranga Bee & Platform Media
4.8 • 4.5K Ratings
🗓️ 26 October 2022
⏱️ 64 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws, |
| 0:09.0 | whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast |
| 0:12.9 | the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall for now, la. That ain't just a mistake, |
| 0:18.6 | that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows. Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hear's a huffer puff and a expect killings red spilling and flesh ripping |
| 0:37.9 | impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning |
| 0:40.4 | just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men |
| 0:43.5 | dressed up as a bird and a dog |
| 0:45.0 | dog |
| 0:45.7 | okay so now we're |
| 0:48.5 | oh no |
| 0:49.2 | I can't find quick time |
| 0:52.0 | hold on hold on hold on |
| 0:53.1 | I can't find quick time oh my god how it's time you on. I can't find quick time. Oh, my God. It's time we're doing this. She doesn't have got a quick time loaded. Sorry. Some people standing at all this. J.T., can you make that the opening to the podcast? Welcome to the Wolf and Owl this Sunday morning. It's 10.14. I know that doesn't mean |
| 1:13.3 | anything to you because it would be out on a Wednesday, but it's 1014 on a Sunday morning. |
| 1:18.8 | I haven't had breakfast yet. I haven't had breakfast yet. No. Oh man, you've come in dry. Have you |
| 1:24.7 | had a coffee? Nope. Wow. So you had no coffee, no breath. What have you got inside you? |
| 1:29.9 | I've had a pint of water. Wow. This guy. |
| 1:33.3 | This boat's badly, doesn't it? I'm undernourish for this man. I can feel my chat is going |
| 1:39.0 | to be dry as shit. And actually, as we're about to log on, I thought I've got nothing to say to |
| 1:42.9 | this man. Um, what? So, you know, every week we click record and we go, let's just see what happens. Yeah. I think this might be the first one where it's just nothing actually does happen. Wow. I say first one. I really am big enough the previous episodes. Wow. it's, you know what's really good? Yeah. |
| 2:18.3 | Is if we were in the trenches of World War II and you were standing next to me. Yeah. And everyone else is quite a buoyant by it. And I look at you and go, you fancy this here? And you go, not really, mate. If I'm honestly, if you've got bigger guns, I've seen more up for it. You'd actually be soul destroying just going over the time. |
| 2:18.3 | I often wonder if they do the opposite of, you know, like the Purple Heart. |
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