S2 Ep. 11 - That Thing? You, Dude!

Dungeons and Daddies

Improv, Games, Comedy, Leisure

4.9 • 10.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Everyone acts hella sus this episode.

This episode contains Profanity, Violence, Sexual Content, Body Horror

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0:00.0	Are you a fun lover in need of a little extra cash?
0:03.4	Then trade in your games and gadgets at sex!
0:06.7	Michael sold his PlayStation to sex to get into hangliding!
0:10.3	But Mike, are you ready to go solo?
0:12.4	You are?
0:13.3	Fly high, Condor Boy!
0:16.1	Whoa!
0:17.3	Oh, Mickey!
0:19.5	We can't tell you what to do with your money,
0:21.3	but we can buy your games and gadgets for cash!
0:24.0	Sex, stores, nationwide, online,
0:26.6	webuy.com, or search C-E-X!
0:32.6	Dungeons and Daddies is a rowdy, horny, violent podcast for grown-ups.
0:36.0	Content warnings can be found in the episode description.
0:38.3	I can tell you that I'm not good at math, even though my dad is.
0:42.6	I can tell you that your mom's tits are fake, totally fake.
0:46.3	I know the best place to look for prom dress is at the Salvation Army.
0:50.6	How can I know that and not know who I am?
0:53.8	They trained her to be the very best version of herself that she could be.
0:58.8	Your US government property, you're a malfunctioning $30 million weapon.
1:03.0	You're a goddamn walking catastrophe.
1:04.6	Why couldn't you just tell me I look pretty?
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