Yo, what do you want, beak or jaws, feathers or fur, sharp teeth or feet with claws,

whatever's preferred, they'll grant you all last request to steady your nerves, then podcast

the body parts get severed and served. Bring your weak shit, where the wall finale, that ain't just

a mistake, that's an awful howler. Both of them are known to pull up at your shows.

Have the crowd witnessing a murder like they rolled in with a gang of crows. Fuck their censorship. Let them see the whole thing. They stay dressed to kill. Never sheep's clothing. Dark enough to turn the sun to the moon. You'll see nothing. All your hears are huffer puff and a... a expect killings red spilling and flesh-ripping

impressive in it the death bringing his head spinning

just kidding every word in his song's about two grown men

dressed up as a bird and a dog

hello and welcome to the wolf and hour once again

I'm going to tell your friends the wolf and owl are in the building

tell your children you look so fucking cool to that know what? The trouble is, you look cool. You look cool, but then the room behind you. I know. You look like, you kind of look at this, a vibe like you're sort of like, you're the coolest person who works at old people. Yeah. So, yeah, so I'm doing this from Mavis's room.

She stepped out for a little bit. This is going to be very different vibe. Because remember last time I was doing this in the laundry room? Which I loved. I loved laundry room. Stood up. Very drunk vibes. Yeah. And I was sort of worried. I was worried about it at the time, but it turns out that was okay. Now I'm worried about this

because this is where the internet is the

fastest in this villa.

That's why you're

seeing me here now. It's a nice, is that yours and Lisa's room or? No, it's Theo's room.

Wow. Wow. Yeah. Do you know what? He's 13 now, right? Yeah. So he's very kindly, because this is quite, obviously this is early for Theo. Yeah. For me to be kicking him out of his bedroom. And I said to him, I'd do it somewhere else. Two things. One, he got up and he said, no, no, no, no, no, I'll get up. Phil, you can come and use the room. Absolutely. Gentleman. What a gentleman. What a kid. Secondly, I expected his room to sort of smell of like, I don't know, like crusty bell-end or something, but his room actually smells fragrance. Also, did you make the bed or did he? Did he make the bed? He made the bed. What? I know. I don't think I made a bed from the age of, yeah, up until I was about 23. I mean, your upbringing is crazy. Like, you didn't make a bed to your 23. You didn't have

a chocolate biscuit to you a five. I mean...

Mate, I bet now... You're... You've got the maddest origin story I've ever heard.

Flashback tales.

Oh, God. Have you seen the Tom Davis biopic?

No, no, no. Stick with it because the moment he makes the bed for the first time, it's really, really interesting.

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