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Food Crimes

Pinna

Food, Kids & Family, True Crime, Arts

4.0 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Avery v. Mom: The Pasta Passionate Plaintiff and the Dinner Destroying Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher Child Development Consultation by Diondra K Brown Production Support by Thaddeus Danquah Executive Produced by Amy Kraft Special thanks to our jurors: Stella, Jude, Manny, Alyssa, Grant, LJ, Will, Brooklyn, Theo, Sovi, Ellie, Zack, Nate, Ever, Asher, Sebastian, Livi, Levy, Calvin, Henry, Gwen, Ever, Cyrus, Nayeli, Efuntomi, Wyatt, Arlo, and Yagiz Show Art by Mauri Helme Want more episodes now? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts for early access and ad-free listening. Or listen to this show and many more on the Pinna app when you subscribe at pinna.fm.

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0:00.0	PINNA
0:02.0	Every day during breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snack time, someone is the victim of a food crime.
0:12.0	Yes, you heard me right. Food crimes.
0:15.0	I hope you said, I'm 92.
0:17.0	Hey, pass this all.
0:18.0	Maybe someone started eating the cheesecake directly from the middle.
0:21.8	Honestly, what is wrong with these people?
0:24.1	Or maybe, your little sibling decided to store their science experiment in the fridge,
0:28.4	and now there is a purple slime all over the strawberries.
0:31.5	It's a knife.
0:33.7	No matter the transgression, there must be a trial.
0:36.9	At the food court. and justice must be served.
0:40.9	Preferably with creamy peanut butter, not crunchy.
0:44.4	Welcome to food crimes.
0:46.9	Warning, the food crimes you are about to hear are real and may not be suitable for hungry listeners.
0:50.8	Today, we'll be hearing the case of Avery V. Mom, where a favorite dinner has been presented with an unwelcome guest on the side.
1:00.5	Hi, my name is Avery. I'm 10 years old, and I'm from Kentucky.
1:03.8	So the food crime that happened to me was my mom, she ruined my favorite dish, spice sauce pasta.
1:10.3	When my mom said we were going to have spice sausage pasta, I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
1:17.0	Then I saw that salad and I was like, what the heck?
1:22.5	Avery says her mom chose to ruin her favorite dish, spicy pasta by serving it with her least favorite dish salad.
1:33.6	Now, normally we have it in like this big bowl with just spice soft pasta.
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