I'm not going to say that the recent attempt stop stop stop it's I'm still watching the car chase I know I know I know turn the car chase off I'm not to turn the volume down but I'm not turning the car chase off I mean it is just like I you always completely how distracting it is when we do a show and we're watching car chase

and it's awesome. I'm getting PTSD watching this.

Even though I didn't see the dudes wearing long dicky shorts and like knee high socks stealing my

trying to steal my truck yeah so here's what here's the have they come back

yet no but they're going to I know they are and even though I've got my Higgler

and my CompuStar alarm installed now and it's in your club and it's go for your club.

No it's funny because Brandy my wife asked me to put it she's like why don't you get a club? I'm like seriously the club. Yeah but it'll slow them down it's all gonna slow

them down I know but how about here's the thing they're not gonna get the truck like they

they would have to flat bend it out of my you know front yard don't give many ideas

no I'm not but look I have legitimate PTSD and I know that other people do too who that has happened to they didn't get the truck so I'm so

thankful they didn't get it and I listen if you've listened to the last couple

episodes you're probably like oh seriously

lightning on and on about this freaking attempted theft but it sucked balls and I don't

want it to happen again know that that it did do that.

And so, hopefully that's a metaphor.

It is a metaphor.

They're gonna come back and they're gonna break that freaking sliding rear window again.

Okay, so then you need to put a sign, and so here's my question, put a sign in the back of your bed for when it's parked that says,

this vehicle is equipped with all these things.

So the alarm guy said, don't do that. that and then say please don't steal it

They're not going to say I'm not going to read that may God be with you now I'm not going to do that either why

someone said put a little white decal of a gun or we make them want it because they're going to think you have a gun safe in there.

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