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Attention pastors will be declining at Amarillo International Airport in just a few minutes.

We've been informed that all planes have been grounded until tomorrow.

Please see a desk attendant if you need help booking overnight comedy.

I still can't believe I'm back in Texas.

I've always thought I'd make such a rad vertigo rider.

You know, in my spare time when I'm not accepting the Nobel Prize for Physics and Chemistry.

So, you and Cyrus, huh?

The last time I was here, Bertie wouldn't stop singing that song.

The stars at night are big and bright, deep in the heart of Texas.

Let's just get this out in the open, Brinley.

Are you and Cyrus like... like a couple now?

What if we are?

I just want to know.

When it make you want to not rescue him?

Did you seriously just ask me that question?

Not everyone is as selfish as you.

And not everyone has a hero complex like you?

A hero complex? What does that even mean?

Look, we need to get to Cyrus and no planes are flying out tonight.

So we drive to the golf.

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