S2 E45 - Jordan Was Always A Laughable Man (with Luke Kempner and Michael)
Love Island: The Debrief
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4.5 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2019
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Master impressionist Luke Kempner is in the studio with Kem and Arielle this morning and we're also joined by our favourite Scouser and cheese toastie extraordinaire Michael!
We had a double dumping and waved goodbye to two couples: Anna, Jordan, Chris and Harley have all packed their bags and left the villa.
Curtis may have been Maura's baby daddy last night - but things aren't looking too peachy for them after Curtis told Jordan to have THAT conversation with India. Will they patch it up in time to get to the final?
We know how much you all love Kem's impressions, so we challenge him and Luke to an impression-off (and it is WILD)
Tweet us using #LoveIslandPodcast - and we will read the best tweets out on the podcast!
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| 0:00.0 | Well, I did not see that coming. |
| 0:03.2 | We are now down to just 10 islanders. |
| 0:05.8 | Do you know what? |
| 0:06.4 | It feels like a long time since it's been that quiet. |
| 0:09.2 | It's been quite by the way. |
| 0:10.4 | Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the peace? |
| 0:12.8 | Now those babies have gone up. |
| 0:14.6 | Honestly, then babies are a nightmare. |
| 0:16.5 | I've had a head ache and I stayed up all night |
| 0:18.6 | worrying about the villa drama. |
| 0:19.7 | It's been a nightmare. |
| 0:20.8 | That's so weird, Ken, because that's |
| 0:22.3 | exactly how a new pair of her feel. |
| 0:24.2 | Yeah. |
| 0:25.0 | You try to tell me something. |
| 0:26.2 | I'll be a great dad. |
| 0:27.0 | You can't. |
| 0:27.7 | Baby dad, do you? |
| 0:28.4 | No, I would be a great dad. |
| 0:29.4 | Come on, Junior. |
| 0:35.2 | Love Island, the morning after. |
| 0:37.1 | Sponsored by Uber Eats. |
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