0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:08.5	I'm not very happy with you right now.
0:10.3	Elizabeth and I are in our first big fight.
0:13.6	Yay.
0:14.7	No, Willie, that's a bad thing.
0:16.5	Oh.
0:17.1	I'm mad at Elizabeth because at our party.
0:18.9	I kept trying to take a lovely photo with my near and dear friend Elizabeth Andrews.
0:23.9	Her and I are very close, yes?
0:25.2	And every time we tried to do it, I would pose so cute and then she would grab my wrist and pull it over her throat and pretend I was choking her.
0:32.6	And so now we have a hundred Polaroids of me choking Elizabeth.
0:36.6	And guess who fell for it every time
0:37.9	me I fell for it and I'm sorry but I did I did fall for it I guess I'm just not sure what else
0:44.0	you expected I my memory kept resetting like a goldfish and I was like this time she won't
0:48.9	this time she wants to take a good one and I gotta be honest every time I genuinely was about to do a good one. And I gotta be honest, every time I genuinely
0:55.8	was about to do a good one.
0:57.5	And then there was like this animal,
1:00.6	an animal instinct would like click in
1:03.6	the moment, the person was about to press the button.
1:08.2	And I would just like immediately make her look like she was choking me.
1:12.7	And it's so funny.
1:18.8	Welcome back to sitcom D&D.
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