S2 E19: BeeBop Tales: Don't Step on My Blue Laser Shoes
The Alien Adventures of Finn Caspian: Science Fiction for Kids
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4.5 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 21 June 2017
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
BeeBop is back for another mini-series, and this one is one of his more ridiculous (and that's saying a lot!) In this week's episode, BeeBop and a new friend hop through portal after portal, running from the time police! Will they escape, or will the Van Damme puns eventually catch up with them? There's only one way to find out!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Prime members, listen to the alien adventures of Finn Caspian, early and ad-free on Amazon Music. |
| 0:07.0 | Download the app today. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, hello there. |
| 0:20.0 | I didn't see you come in. |
| 0:22.0 | I was too busy just thinking of all of the awards I received from B-Bop Tales Season 1. |
| 0:29.0 | The Oscar, the Emmy, the Congressional Medal of Honor, two Grammy Awards, two Canadian Grammys, also known as Grammys, two Mexican Grammys, also known as Mammies, and 35 People's Choice Awards for Best Male Vocalist. |
| 0:48.0 | There's a lot of work, keeping all these awards clean, and unfortunately I've had to move all of Jonathan's clothing and furniture out onto the sidewalk to make room for my trophy case. |
| 0:58.0 | And art, refrigerator, it's the price of success. |
| 1:03.0 | Now, where were we? |
| 1:05.0 | Ah, yes, B-Bop Tales 2, either drink B-Baloo. |
| 1:10.0 | If you remember what happened at the end of the last season, I had been sucked into a portal in a heart pursuit of the Baron von Messingham. |
| 1:18.0 | An evil warlock who, until I came along, terrorized my whole planet. |
| 1:24.0 | Many of you have asked whether I came straight to Earth or as I call it, podcast-planted from my whole planet, but unfortunately no. |
| 1:33.0 | I had many adventures before in the portal hopping into various dimensions, and that is what we are going to cover this season. |
| 1:40.0 | Now, it's been a business before we start. |
| 1:43.0 | The last season, my Jonathan impression, made a lot of work. |
| 1:47.0 | And I kept accidentally calling him Jonathan Messingham, but I've had months now to practice. |
| 1:54.0 | So, here we go. |
| 1:57.0 | Hi, I'm Jonathan Messingham. |
| 2:00.0 | Hello! I'm Jonathan Messingham! |
| 2:03.0 | Hey, everybody, it's Johnny Mess here! |
| 2:07.0 | Okay, hold on, hold on. |
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