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This will be script number 436 for the Briny Brinley channel,

which is on hiatus until I'm allowed to be on the phone or laptop again.

By the time that happens, everyone will know my story.

I'm writing it down in the snow book so I don't forget it.

So, where do we get?

Oh, I know. I'll do like a cute deer diary thing. I'm so good. Okay.

Deer diary.

I hate my life.

First of all, it's my birthday, which, BT Dubs, I have to share with Birdie.

I honestly can't take it anymore.

The family tries so hard to make me feel like one of them.

But no.

And ew. I mean, Dr. and Mr. Anders are nice enough,

but I have a dad, thank you very much.

A dad who never checks in on me when he's away and still has no idea I'm in any danger.

Any ew.

This whole adventure has been a nightmare.

Can I just fast forward to the part of my life where I'm rich and famous?

Because that day is coming.

Mark my words, Brin Squad.

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