S2 E10: The Dumpling Drama
Food Crimes
Pinna
4.0 • 602 Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | PINNA |
| 0:02.0 | Every day during breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snack time, someone is the victim of a food crime. |
| 0:12.0 | Yes, you heard me right. Food crimes. |
| 0:15.0 | I'll be 792. |
| 0:17.0 | Hey, how's the salt? |
| 0:18.0 | Maybe the burrito you ordered had all the sour cream on one end. |
| 0:21.6 | The delicate balance is a skew. |
| 0:24.6 | Or maybe someone double dipped a chip, which is basically like putting your whole mouth in the dip. |
| 0:30.6 | You disgust me! |
| 0:32.6 | No matter the transgression, there must be a trial. |
| 0:35.6 | At the food court. and justice must be served. |
| 0:39.9 | Preferably wrapped to go. |
| 0:42.0 | Welcome to food crimes. |
| 0:44.4 | Warning, the food crimes you're about to hear are real and may not be suitable for hungry |
| 0:47.1 | listeners. |
| 0:47.9 | Today, we'll be hearing the case of Zach v. Mom, where some missing dumplings have left |
| 0:53.4 | everyone steamed. Hello, my name missing dumplings have left everyone steamed. |
| 0:54.9 | Hello, my name is Zach. |
| 0:56.3 | I am seven years old and I live in Connecticut. |
| 1:00.6 | The food crime that happened to me was my mom didn't order steamed dumplings. |
| 1:07.5 | Zach claims that his mom neglected to order his preferred kind of dumplings, steamed, and instead |
| 1:15.3 | only order her preferred kind of dumplings fried. |
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