S2 E1: The Confection Deception

Food Crimes

Pinna

Food, Kids & Family, True Crime, Arts

4.0 • 602 Ratings

🗓️ 29 July 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Alexsia v. Adrianna: The Piece-less Plaintiff and the Diabolical Defendant Created and Produced and Written by Ash Beecher and Matt Fornwald Additional Writing by Thaddeus Danquah and Ed Pokropski Pilot Development by Ilana Millner Voice Direction by Matt Fornwald Recording and Sound Design by Rob Warren Characters Voiced by Marion Toro, Barron B. Bass, Nophi Mitchell, Kevin Cutliffe, John Sartori, Tom Aglio and Ash Beecher Child Development Consultation by Diondra K Brown Production Support by Thaddeus Danquah Executive Produced by Amy Kraft Special thanks to our jurors: Stella, Jude, Manny, Alyssa, Grant, LJ, Will, Brooklyn, Theo, Sovi, Ellie, Zack, Nate, Ever, Asher, Sebastian, Livi, Levy, Calvin, Henry, Gwen, Ever, Cyrus, Nayeli, Efuntomi, Wyatt, Arlo, and Yagiz Show Art by Mauri Helme Want more episodes now? Subscribe on Apple Podcasts for early access and ad-free listening. Or listen to this show and many more on the Pinna app when you subscribe at pinna.fm.

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0:00.0	PINNA
0:02.0	Every day during breakfast, lunch, dinner, and even snack time, someone is the victim of a food crime.
0:12.0	Yes, you heard me right. Food crimes.
0:15.0	I hope you 792.
0:17.0	Hey, pass the salt!
0:18.0	Maybe someone put sugar in the salt shaker, and now your eggs taste like jelly beans.
0:23.0	I think I hate this. Or maybe, someone maliciously mixed M&Ms into your skittled dish.
0:29.7	Ah, that's not lemon! No matter the transgression, there must be a trial. At the food court. And justice must be served, preferably without olives.
0:40.7	Welcome to food crimes.
0:43.3	Warning, the food crimes you're about to hear are real and may not be suitable for hungry
0:45.9	listeners.
0:47.1	Today, we'll be hearing the case of Alexia v. Adriana, where two sisters have gotten
0:53.1	themselves caught up in a cake war.
0:56.3	Hi, my name is Alexia. I'm 16 years old, and I'm from Maryland. The food crime that
1:03.3	happened to me was my little sister ate my birthday cake. So basically, it was my birthday
1:10.1	and it was my sweet 16ss and I got a red velvet cake
1:13.6	because I get a red velvet cake every single year for my birthday and we all had one slice
1:19.6	and then I tried the cake and I was like oh my god this is so good so I told everyone that the
1:25.6	rest of the cake was going to be for me so they could have their slice, but, you know, that's it.
1:30.5	They can't eat any more cake after that.
1:32.9	I had to make her thinking swear to me that she wasn't giving me my cake.
1:36.9	And then I go to sleep and I wake up the next morning and all the cake is gone.
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