S2: #64 - How The Internet Tainted My Soul & Walking in on Grandma (Shoot Dood!)

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

5 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Courtney, Shayne, and Jackie decided that one moment of cringe wasn’t enough, so they’re reading ALL of your Shoot Dood emails! From Dad’s secret hiding into the closet to why you should always lock the bathroom door, get ready for some unforgettable Shoot Dood moments.

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0:00.0	Rambles
0:01.1	When we were coming back from Australia, it's an overnight flight.
0:08.0	I go to the bathroom.
0:08.9	I start to just push the door open and it just slams back in my face.
0:13.0	I thought the light doesn't even come on until you lock.
0:15.2	Yeah, they don't.
0:16.0	They're in there pooping in the dark.
0:17.7	I just suddenly see someone on a bicycle rolling by really slowly.
0:21.3	Immediately I saw them and I was like, oh my God, that's my ex.
0:24.0	I just really didn't like things that moved fast at my face.
0:27.8	You know, when you're like laying down and playing with the baby,
0:30.1	and then the baby starts crawling at you.
0:31.8	I was just like, whoa, wait.
0:33.1	Hey, back up, baby.
0:35.1	Chris Pratt was really cool.
0:36.7	He was really sweet.
0:37.6	I forgot to smell him.
0:39.2	That was like a lot of people's first question.
0:41.0	What did he smell like?
0:42.0	Oh, and guys are all weird.
0:48.1	Oh my God, guys, I sliced my thumb open repeatedly last night.
0:53.2	I was cleaning a cheese grater.
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