S2: #61 - Ian’s Quarantine Date with Courtney’s Sister

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5 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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On today’s episode, Courtney third wheels an awkward first date with Ian and her sister, Kari Miller.

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0:00.0	Rambles.
0:01.0	Rambles.
0:02.0	I was swiping on the Bumbles.
0:08.0	I came across Cary on Bumble.
0:12.0	And I was like, that would be kind of funny if I swiped right.
0:14.0	You have to have thick skin if you're doing stand-up.
0:17.0	And they're showing you what's laughable about you that you can just take ownership of and like use yourself.
0:22.6	I can't go on bumble. I can't put myself out there first and then some guy being like,
0:26.6	the girl from Smush hit on me. What a dummy. Yeah, I try to be as un-serial killer as possible on, on dating apps.
0:34.6	For me, I go, hey, it's so easy to kill you, but I won't.
0:38.0	Could kill you.
0:38.7	Let's just get that out of the way.
0:39.9	I don't want to.
0:40.5	I want to date you.
0:45.2	A couple weeks ago, I forgot to press start recording until about, like, maybe almost halfway
0:49.8	through.
0:51.2	Yeah.
0:52.0	What happened?
0:53.9	I was having a really rough week.
0:56.2	No, not how did you fuck that up possibly?
0:58.3	But how did you recover from that?
1:00.8	You just had half of the foot it.
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