S1E9 Bad Blood (TCC:NARTH/Dr.Benjamin Kaufman/Calvin Chang)
SVU POD: Especially Heinous
Tasha Crawford
5.0 • 529 Ratings
🗓️ 23 June 2020
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's because they're, because it's coming from a different... |
| 0:03.4 | I don't know. |
| 0:04.0 | Okay. |
| 0:04.2 | I mean, the part of the joke... |
| 0:07.4 | It doesn't matter. |
| 0:09.1 | The part of the joke, put the gate up... |
| 0:10.5 | Sorry, Marty. |
| 0:11.9 | The part of the joke that's funny is that kids and dogs are different. |
| 0:17.1 | You know, dogs live for 10 to 15 years and you understand the structure of a joke, right? |
| 0:25.3 | Damn, I wasn't. I had a really good comeback. |
| 0:27.6 | You did. |
| 0:28.9 | I couldn't think of a single comedian's name. I was going to be like, okay, John Mullaney or something. |
| 0:38.8 | You stared off for enough time that it was just like really fast, but also that you could |
| 0:47.1 | have quantum leapt to a different place in time and then come back and you're like, I've |
| 0:52.3 | been gone for 38 years. And I chose John Malaney. I love to come back and you're like, I've been gone for 38 years. |
| 0:54.7 | And I chose John Mullaney. |
| 0:57.3 | I lived a completely different life. |
| 1:00.2 | Where's my wife? |
| 1:00.9 | Ha ha ha ha. Fuck yeah, dude. |
| 1:22.7 | It's pretty cool having like a job, like a creative job where it's like... |
| 1:27.2 | The end of the sentence could have happened already. |
| 1:30.9 | It's pretty cool having a job. |
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